All the signs are there. The primping of the hair. The eyeliner. The channeling of Alice Cooper with a disco perm. The man chosen to represent klal Yisroel, ushering the Tribe from the days of our forefathers and onto the birth of Moshe rabeinu. A metrosexual all the way.
We’re only left to ask ourselves: did they wax or thread eyebrows back then? Mani/pedis perhaps? Did he drench himself in Axe body spray like yeshiva bochurs of his age in future generations? Had they laser hair removal back then, we can only imagine where it would have ended.
Would you have thrown the pretty boy in the pit?
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