Want to see violence? Go to a sushi kiddush!

Kiddush can be a violent place, this is mostly because frum Jews have a minhag to forgo breakfast on Saturday mornings due to halachos about eating before davening and the general thought that milk and cereal is not shabbosdicke, but also because most normal Jews want to be on time to shul. This and the fact that many shuls that have gala kiddushim tend to take a while to finish up shabbos shachris can create a potentially violent affair.

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