Parshas Toldos: The Spiritual Pedometer

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I was in line at the bakery some time ago behind an exceedingly wide individual, and upon his belt, which served as the horizontal height of curvature of his enormous girth, was clipped a small electronic device.  Figuring there’s no way this guy is on Hatzolah, I asked him what it was, to which he responded that his doctor kindly threatened to kick him out of the practice unless he starts wearing a pedometer and complying with his orders.


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