Jizz in my pants – the frum edition

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Jizz in my pants is an insanely popular SNL skit (99 million views I think) about guys wasting seed and the dangers of not getting that seed where it’s supposed to go. Calm Kallahs has an entire forum about the subject. Anyway, when I thought of this I laughed real hard and kept laughing when I wrote it and then thought about how everyone is either going to find it funny or plain old sick – which is fine by me.

Saw you looking at me from across the mechitza
Wonder if we can meet when they start reading the haftorah
I can’t concentrate on this rabbis speech
Then I see you get out of your seat
And then I jizz in my pants

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Posted by Jasmin on Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011. Filed under Jewish Blogs. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

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