The Craigslist ad below has some perfectly reasonable questions in the grand scheme of things. If you’re about to have a craigslist shabbat meal you’re bound to get some pretty strange and animated responses. Everyone has an opinion on hairy backs, the two state solution (or final solution depending on your political leanings) and your favorite Seinfeld episode, but I wonder exactly what you could possibly come up with when someone asks you “how you feel about the shoah?”. How exactly is one supposed to feel about the genocide of 6 million people? Is there a range of feelings? I never knew anyone to have an “opinion” (other than Arabs, Holocaust deniers and other idiots) other than the norm.
Seven Single White Jewish Males Looking to Host Seven Single Females – 28 (Washington, DC)
Shalom! We are five handsome and two not so handsome single men. And, yes, we are Jewish. Bound by tradition and emboldened by wit, we are hosting an epic Shabbat dinner — a little challah, a little wine, and a lot of gefilte fish — in downtown Washington, DC on Friday, January 18, 2013. In a nod to our orgiastic traditions, we are inviting seven lucky ladies to feast with us. Echoing the State of Israel’s Declaration of Independence, we will consider you, “irrespective of religion or race,” as long as you “bring your own lactaid pills.”To be considered, please submit a picture of yourself. We’d also like to hear more about you!
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