Find Me a Shidduch: Into BDSM and Math

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I know a lot of you may not want to admit this, but frum people may actually have sexual preferences. It also appears that sexual preferences are quite important, but there’s no way that this sort of thing could make it into the shidduch resume template for some time – because frum Jews are typically squeamish when it comes to sex. Heck, most rabbis don’t even use the word sex and when frummies espouse their homophobia they use words like “disgusting”. So of course mentioning your sexual preferences may seem to be a bit drastic for many people, I’m willing to bet that there are some people to whom it may even be one of the basis for the relationship in the first place. For instance this one fan of mine is looking for a marriage partner who is into BDSM and Math…

I relatively little experience with this sort of thing, first off I’ve been shomer negiah for my entire life, but before I was reincarnated into my current self I dated someone who told me she had handcuffs, whips, chains and one of those red ball gags – being the regular old frum guy that I am – I called the shadchan and had her blacklisted for her obvious illness and obsession with violence in the bedroom. Since then my mind has been opened, I’ve become immoral and joined the liberals in the fight for freedom of expression in the bedroom and have adopted the mindset of live and let live.

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