Shidduch Market goes wild after OMG ban

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The shidduch market has been taking a wild ride this week after Rav Ovadia Yosef announced that Jews should never say “oh my God”. The ban sent shidduch markets around the world into a wild downturn as folks in shidduchim tried to erase any evidence of them ever having said oh my God, oh my Gosh or OMG. OnlySimchas.com went down while girls scrambled to erase hundreds of thousands of OMG statements that are said on every simcha.

“The shidduch market hasn’t fluctuated this wildly since the Indian Hair Crisis of 03″ according to shidduchim expert Esther Jungreese.

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