Japanese lab invents internet kissing machine

I’m not sure how I feel about kissing a machine that allows you to kiss folks over the internet, but I’m sure someone will find some use for it. I always wanted my first kiss to be special with a real person, though I feel this kissing machine may actually be better practice then kissing myself in the mirror or practicing with my pillow for the big day when I finally get to kiss a real girl in the yichud room.

Japan is kind of known for its sex toys, I was reading in some magazine that sex robots may become the next biggest thing, though I can’t imagine how you be able to fulfill your Friday night mitzvah option, unless you made shabbos late enough – but then it wouldn’t be shabbos and you wouldn’t get the double mitzvah now, would you?

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