Yom Kippur pickup lines

I don’t know about you, but while I am clopping numerous Al Chaits all I can think about is how I am going to be able to clop the chest of that hottie across the mechitza and it’s so God and his co-conspirator the yetzer harah to put the craziest thoughts of the past years inducing sexual experiences into my head during musaf – I can imagine God and his henchman laughing at all the boners going on during musaf.

I’d love to open up your gates during neilah

Need some help with those chest clops?

You need not worry, the halacha is only against marital relations

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